
Ouch. You’re killin’ me Marcus.
So who is this guy? And why would he have the audacity to say this?

PSE Inks Pact with DepEd
In a thrust to further develop the Philippine capital market and enhance students’ financial literacy, the Philippine Stock Exchange (PSE) has teamed up with the Department of Education (DepEd) to pursue the integration of topics about the capital markets in secondary education.
“What’s the hot stock?”
“Have you heard any rumors?”
“What are you buying?”
“What’s your top pick?”
“Got any tips?”
“What are you looking at?”
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The question comes in different flavors. But I’ve heard it oh so many times that out of desperation I recently came up with a carefully crafted, now well-rehearsed response: